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WT rule #1: Never miss an opportunity to make a fool of yourself
by Nathan Natas inas serious students of the holy scriptures, we all know what a great role the history of korea has played in the outworking of the divine purpose.. (you realize i'm pulling your leg, right?
tell me when to stop...).
this being the obvious and incontrovertible truthtm, we can expect that in the not-too-distant future the wtb&ts will announce that north korea is the "king of the north" and that kingdom of antarctica is the "king of the south.
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Nathan Natas
Hi TMS,
No, I cannot get the publisher's edition of the WT, but that's OK, because an angel who tells me his name is Greber comes to me during my meditations and whispers sacred and profane secrets into my third ear.
In fact, I am in a trance state now, utilizing the most recent technological advance in Automatic Writing - "Automatic Forum Texting."
How wild do you think things might get if I took an Ambien and some "X" before entering this higher realm of consciousness? Of course I'd wash it down with a dram of Jim Beam - just to extract the tinctures, y'know.
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JW sister tells me about 1975- amnesia strikes again!
by moshe inshe came in the jw world in 1966 with her mother- she was 6 years old.
she graduated from high school in 1976. during the 90 minutes i spent with her yesterday, she mentioned that the org never said the end was coming in 1975-" it was just a few who said that and they all left after 1976- which was good- because jah needed to cleanse the kh of all who were serving with just a date in mind.. i asked her, "don't you remember the assembly talk from 1969 or 1970, where the speaker said, "stay alive until 75"- no she didn't remember.. i explained that our kh had a co tell us from the platform," brothers there is only 18 months left until armageddon- wow, she exclaimed.. i continued my story, "the po's 16 year old son quit school in 1974- to become a regular pioneer- he was held up as a fine example in the cong- and used as an example at a circuit assembly that year of someone who putting jehovah's work first.
didn't you have some who quit school to pioneer back then?".
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NeonMadman said, "I really hope some JW says that to me someday so I can ask them where those few got the idea in the first place."
Well, let's see... could it have been... SATAN?
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JW sister tells me about 1975- amnesia strikes again!
by moshe inshe came in the jw world in 1966 with her mother- she was 6 years old.
she graduated from high school in 1976. during the 90 minutes i spent with her yesterday, she mentioned that the org never said the end was coming in 1975-" it was just a few who said that and they all left after 1976- which was good- because jah needed to cleanse the kh of all who were serving with just a date in mind.. i asked her, "don't you remember the assembly talk from 1969 or 1970, where the speaker said, "stay alive until 75"- no she didn't remember.. i explained that our kh had a co tell us from the platform," brothers there is only 18 months left until armageddon- wow, she exclaimed.. i continued my story, "the po's 16 year old son quit school in 1974- to become a regular pioneer- he was held up as a fine example in the cong- and used as an example at a circuit assembly that year of someone who putting jehovah's work first.
didn't you have some who quit school to pioneer back then?".
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Nathan Natas
Moshe's sister offered the excuse, " Maybe, I can't remember everything that happened- I was pretty young,"
but she didn't hesitate to parrot the Society's "demonization" of those who left as "all who were serving with just a date in mind."
I've just read your inital post, Moshe, and I HAD TO respond. I may have more to say as I read on...
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WT rule #1: Never miss an opportunity to make a fool of yourself
by Nathan Natas inas serious students of the holy scriptures, we all know what a great role the history of korea has played in the outworking of the divine purpose.. (you realize i'm pulling your leg, right?
tell me when to stop...).
this being the obvious and incontrovertible truthtm, we can expect that in the not-too-distant future the wtb&ts will announce that north korea is the "king of the north" and that kingdom of antarctica is the "king of the south.
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As serious students of the Holy Scriptures, we all KNOW what a great role the history of KOREA has played in the outworking of the Divine Purpose.
(You realize I'm pulling your leg, right? Tell me when to stop...)
This being the obvious and incontrovertible truth™, we can expect that in the not-too-distant future the WTB&TS will announce that North Korea is the "King of the North" and that Kingdom of Antarctica is the "King of the South." In fact, I expect a springtime special brochure work aimed at bringing this life-saving information to the previously overlooked great crowd of marsupials (who are not of this fold).
A "theatrical spectacle for the angels," indeed! Do angels like popcorn as much as I do?
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animal bones in the holy land
by ssn587 inover the years have read accounts in the bible about bears, lions, leopards etc being in the holy land, has their been any discussion of the bones of such animals in archaeology circles.
just interested.
just can't picture an african type king of the beasts roming the hills of palestine.
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Nathan Natas
The Middle East was not always as dry as it is today. In greener climes, beasts abounded.
Large parts of what is now the Sahara was once an inland sea. Proof is found in the "desert of whales" - so called because of all the large whale fossils found in the sand of that desert.
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Please send me some e-books
by aqwsed12345 inplease send me some e-books, about jws and the wbts practice and doctrines: critical literature, analysis etc.
pdfs, docs, and other ebook format.
for example franz's second book, the "captives of a concept" book and others.
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Nathan Natas
No.
Buy your own goddamn books, leech.
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It Is Not the First Time
by AGuest into the household of god, israel, and those who go with, may you all have peace!.
i have not been posting "a lot" lately (not that i post a lot, considering the averages) and there is a reason: i have another bit to share and just wasn't up to the "fight" that usually comes when i do so.
so, i had to take a step back and let our lord refresh me a bit and give me the strength... and flint-y forehead... that i would need to follow through with this post.
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Theological exposé of the realm of DEMONS - the GARAGE!
by Nathan Natas ina person buys a lamp at a local store.. the lamp won't talk to him or fly about the room, so he decides to sell the worthless piece of junk at a garage sale.. a jw buys the lamp, takes it home, and it immediately begins speaking to her in the foulest form of backwards latin she has ever heard, and as it does so it flies around the room, repeatedly making bombing runs at her head.
this jw, however is fully equipped with the spiritual suit of armor and calls upon jehovah trismegistus ("jehovah, jehovah, jehovah!
") and the lamps explodes into harmless ceramic shards.
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A person buys a lamp at a local store.
The lamp won't talk to him or fly about the room, so he decides to sell the worthless piece of junk at a GARAGE SALE.
A JW buys the lamp, takes it home, and it immediately begins speaking to her in the foulest form of backwards Latin she has ever heard, and as it does so it flies around the room, repeatedly making bombing runs at her head. This JW, however is fully equipped with the spiritual suit of armor and calls upon Jehovah Trismegistus ("Jehovah, Jehovah, JEHOVAH!") and the lamps explodes into harmless ceramic shards. The demon is gone.
The clay that was poured into a mold at the factory was not demonized.
The glaze that was applied to the unfinished lamp was not demonized.
The wiring and lamp hardware that was used to build the lamp was not demonized.
The lamp displayed no evidence of demons until it was brought into the home of the JW who made the mistake of buying it.
But the demon could not have come from the JWs home, because it is protected by Jehovah's magic spirit and two big strong invisible angels.
We must conclude, therefore, that the demons discovered the lamp and took residence in it while it was in the GARAGE, thus, GARAGES are the REALM OF DEMONS.
Scary, eh kids? OWWWwwwwoooo!
Faithfully serving our reigning King together with you,
Brother Floyd, Watchtower Exorcism Committee
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Jehovah's 21st century miracle manna?
by Nathan Natas inwhen one of jehovah's witnessses accepts blood or blood fractions, where do they come from?.
jehovah's witnesses do not donate blood.. jehovah has provided a twenty-first century miracle - he has moved the hearts of "worldly people" who are fit only for destruction to provide the life-sustaining blood fractions that may be needed by his named people.. furthermore, jehovah has his angelic medical team protecting that "worldly" blood so that his people do not risk demonic possession by consuming theocratically-approved blood fractions, as they might had they instead purchased a table lamp from a garage sale held by that same worldly person.. praise jah, you sheeple!.
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When one of Jehovah's Witnessses accepts blood or blood fractions, where do they come from?
Jehovah's Witnesses do not donate blood.
Jehovah has provided a twenty-first century miracle - he has moved the hearts of "worldly people" who are fit only for destruction to provide the life-sustaining blood fractions that may be needed by his named people.
Furthermore, Jehovah has his angelic medical team protecting that "worldly" blood so that His people do not risk demonic possession by consuming theocratically-approved blood fractions, as they might had they instead purchased a table lamp from a garage sale held by that same worldly person.
Praise Jah, you sheeple!
